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Stupid and Stupider

Bennet Pomerantz | Seabrook, Maryland | 02/21/2008

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Mix the worst parts of Connie & Carla (especially the music numbers) with the most idiotic parts of the original Dumb & Dumber, place two B-rated limited talented blond actresses who can barely act, and Throw in the Godfather-est story line from Revenge of the Pink Panther and you have the Premise for the plot of this movie

Denise Richards and Pam Anderson move around this comedy, as if it was a bad home movie. They make this film the most non-entertaining ladden film I have seen in years. The acting is over the top of the Golden Turkey scale. This may beat Plan 9 from Outer Space for the WORST FILM of ALL TIME

One wonders why this did not get nominated for all the razzies awards this year. Things like double bad acting (Anderson & Richards both are bad and badder), weak directing, stupid script with the most nonsensial dialog I have ever heard and dumb locations. For a semi proffession film, it seems as if it was done on a shoestring budget...and these are the film's good points

I would have rated this a NO STAR film. However here on amazon, you have to rate anything with a star..okay, its on a shiny pretty silver DVD disk that can double as a frisbee, that worth a star!

So Dont rent it! Dont Buy it...If you get it as a gift,thank the innoccent person who thought of you. Then use it as a frisbee or a cutting board

Bennet Pomerantz Audioworld


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The movie that gets Stupider and Stupider

Micheal Hunt | Hellbourne | 03/10/2009

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Two blonds meet on a plane thinking the other is the instructor and take off and become best of friends after they realize neither knows how to fly. From there they go to audition a dance act for a strip club only to end up becoming suspects in a murder that they have been mistaken for doing. From there on in the plot gets pretty stupid.

This movie could have worked, but they had no idea how to make the jokes work, or write any decent ones. Eventually you see a flash back to one of them working as a secretary and being fired for putting white-out on the screen... I thought, cool, so they are going to do the stereotypical blond jokes everyone tells, but no... that was the only one. And the small one they did do, the timing was badly off to make it funny.

Had they gotten the timing down, and done more running small gags like those, this movie might have been a bit more entertaining.

Don't expect to see something like the females version of Dumb & Dumber, this one does not hold a candle to it as it is too afraid to go where it was expected to go, and falls short on the attempt at gags it does have.
Even it's lame attempt at a turtle with gas problems fails short of anything but a desperate last second attempt to add something more to an already lifeless movie.

A movie about blonds, doing the things blonds are cliched for, in those jokes you tell your friends, could really work as a movie... but I guess these writers where too damn afraid they might offend somebody if they did what the audience who watched this films expects it to be about.

If you are confused between the small amount of 5 star givers and the rest are 1's, don't judge by how the 1 star votes are out numbering it, take a look at how many second hand copies are being sold for 1 measly cent.... and even that is a rip-off to have to see this movie."