Subject: I have found a DVD that I think you would enjoy
|Kicking and Screaming/Dr Seuss' the Cat in the Hat |
Actors: Mike Myers, Spencer Breslin, Dakota Fanning, Alec Baldwin, Kelly Preston
Director: Bo Welch
Genres: Action & Adventure, Comedy, Kids & Family, Science Fiction & Fantasy
The Cat in the Hat is a marketing ploy disguised as a wildly designed movie for hyperactive kids, and it could use a dose of Ritalin. It hardly matters, though, because kids will surely enjoy the rampant romp that occurs w... more »
A disgrace to Dr. Seuss
TD5005 | Death Star | 06/01/2010
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Perhaps one of the worst films ever made. This movie is not only a disgrace to the Dr. Seuss legacy, its a disgrace to film making. I really can't imagine what could make this movie any worse! Its THAT bad. Its lude, crude and like watching a hyperactive acid trip in sickly neon colors! I've never thought Myers was funny, but this movie made me absolutely hate him. Not only does he look nothing like the Cat, he looks downright creepy!
If a transmission of this film ever makes it to the receivers on a far off planet somewhere, those aliens would come find us just to rid the universe of creatures who could make something this hideous!
They should have done what was done with Horton Hears a Who and made this into a CGI movie with anyone voicing the Cat EXCEPT Myers. This film should be burned along with all remaining copies and the planet should pretend it was never made!
This movie proves why Ted Giesel didn't want Hollywood to get a hold of his books!"