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Annie Van Auken | Planet Earth | 06/04/2007

(2 out of 5 stars)

"One word: YUCK!
Four movies on two double-sided DVDs. Caveat emptor.

Crime and Passion
If the highlight of a movie is the crummy old castle where the story unfolds, you are in for a LOOONNNG 90 minutes. What was Omar Sharif thinking when he agreed to do this one?

Emanuelle: Queen of the Desert
Strictly for the Vaseline and Kleenex crowd. Lots of female nudity, mercenary commandos and scenes of rapine and debauchery (dubbed!). Leave it to the Romans.

Leaving Scars
A low-budget stinkbomb set in L.A. but filmed in Boston! An actress-wannabe has a computer disc that some bad guys are after... yada yada-- she wins. There. I just prevented you from wasting 90 minutes of your life. Be very grateful.

Mind, Body & Soul
Despite Ginger Lynn's considerable "charms," this film is widely disdained by any and all who have tried sitting through it. (rated: two knockers DOWN)

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The following program list includes some of the lowest 1 to 10 scores ever given by users polled by a popular film website. It also has the years these things "escaped," and the names of actors who oughta be ashamed of themselves!

(4.2) Crime and Passion ("Ace Up My Sleeve") (UK/Switzerland-1976) - Omar Sharif/Karen Black/Joseph Bottoms
(3.1) Emanuelle: Queen of the Desert (Italy-1997) - Angelo Infanti/Laura Gemser
(2.3) Leaving Scars (1997) - Lisa Boyle/Robin Downs/Jonathan Slater
(1.6) Mind, Body & Soul (1992) - Ginger Lynn Allen/Wings Hauser/Jay Richardson"