Subject: I have found a DVD that I think you would enjoy
|Night Vision |
Actors: Fred Williamson, Cynthia Rothrock, Robert Forster, Frank Pesce, Amanda Welles
Director: Gil Bettman
Genres: Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense
I.....I'm at a loss of words....
Dyraks12 | 12/02/2005
(5 out of 5 stars)
"Oh my God this movie is so bad it's great. I never thought anyone could get so many bad cop cliches in one movie:
a) Two complete opposites get paired up together.
b) Willy Will Williamson gets shot and has to open his vest to show that he had a bulletproof vest.
c) Mr. Williamson has a drinking problem.
d) Fantastic Fred hates his chief.
I'd like to stop here, but the flaws in this movie are high-larious.
a) The WHOLE motorcycle scene. (It's quite obvious that those black things on the ground are exploding.
b) After Fred avoids the bombs, if you look in the background, there are no flames.
c) The song: "Dakota Smith, you're 1, 2, 3, 4, 12 Steps away!"
d) After Dak shoots some dude IN THE HEAD Quick Draw-McGraw turns to him in amazement "He's Dead!!!!" Thanks toots.
e) Oh yeah her last name is not McGraw!
f) The disgustingly huge fat guys that hook up with the playboy bunnyesque chicks. Come on!
g) Newt (the midget.) His role is Oscar worthy.
h) The Video Stalker Barney the Dinosaur is more threatening
i) Video Stalkers death (sorry to ruin the end, but I think you'll see it coming.) His exact words "I'm out of bullets (drops the gun)"
There's more, believe me. Watch it for yourself for a great laugh. Trust me this one is right up there with Satan's Children and Shark Attack 3: Megaladon-The Terror has Risen.