Brevity may be the soul of wit, but that doesn't make the 79-minute
Blame It on the Bellboy any funnier. Orton (
Dudley Moore) is an ambitious real estate agent. Horton (
Richard Griffiths) is a middle-aged married man looking for extracurricular activity via a dating service. And Lawton (
Bryan Brown) is a professional hit man. Orton, Horton and Lawton all check into adjoining rooms at a posh Venetian hotel. Bellboy
Bronson Pinchot, whose grasp of the English language is virtually nonexistent, delivers the wrong messages to the three men. That's why Orton is trying to sell a valuable piece of property to a roomful of mafiosi, Horton is "paired up" with an unwitting female real estate broker, and Lawton is preparing to rub out a hapless dating-service subscriber......Written by director
Mark Herman, this old-style doorslamming farce might have passed muster as a dinner-theater attraction, but on film it comes across as strained and tiresome. ~ Hal Erickson, All Movie Guide