Nymphadora T. (Nymphadora) from GLENDALE, AZ wrote on 12/24/2008...
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Wow... what a waste of 30 minutes of my life. I say that because I gave this movie 30 minutes to impress me and it failed miserably. I really didn't care about one single character in this waste of film.
The sad thing is, Jason Statham is one of my favorite British actors. He normally has a great sense of humor and is nice to look at, but for some reason that I have not been able to discover, someone told dear Jason it would be a good idea to hide the fact that he is losing his hair and painted a black toupée on his head. Why??? Bald is the new black! Bald is sexy! Jason Statham just looks WRONG with hair.
This now brings me to Chris Evans, the young hottie from Fantastic Four and Sunshine. What the hell did they do to this guy to make him so ugly? You see flashbacks of him with Jessica Biel where he is clean cut, ripped, pretty hot, and then we come to our present day shots where I just want to give him a bath! I can't feel sorry for a guy who whines about his girlfriend leaving him when he looks like a filthy drug addict who just rolled out of a dumpster.
This leaves only Jessica Biel. I really don't know what this chick was thinking when she took this part. I couldn't help but think of Drea de Matteo in the Sopranos as I watched Jessica on screen. She looked like a whore, talked like a whore... I mean, why were we supposed to care about her?
All around this was a trainwreck that wasn't even good enough to keep your eyes on.