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Topic: 4 credits for sale - $3 each or $12 for all - Paypal - FREE bad joke daily
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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog. I still have 8 credits available! $3 each or $24 for the lot - PayPal only - PM me if interested! |
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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper. 8 credits still available - PayPal only - $3 each - PM if interested |
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What's brown and sticky? A stick! I still have 8 credits available. Buy however many you'd like - $3 each or $24 for all - PayPal only. PM me if interested! |
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Two drums and a cymbal fall out of a tree. Ba-dum tssssss. Well, postage rates are going up this weekend, so I can use all the postage money I can get. I still have 6 credits available - Paypal only please. $3 each or buy them all for $18. PM me if interested |
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Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the heck out of their dogs. I still have 6 credits available and a need for postage money. $3 per credit or $18 for all. PayPal only. PM me if interested! |
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything." 6 credits still available! $3 each or $18 for all - PM if interested! |
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high, She seemed surprised. 6 credits still available for sale - $3 each or $18 for the lot. PayPal only. PM if interested!
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 6 credits are stil available! $3 by Paypal only - PM if interested! |
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What happened when the ship carrying blue paint and the ship carrying red paint crashed into an island? The sailors were marooned. I now have 8 credits available for sale - $3 each - PayPal only - PM if interested! Last Edited on: 1/26/18 7:54 PM EST - Total times edited: 1 |
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Hey, have you heard that rumor that's going around about butter? Nevermind, I shouldn't spread it. I know, I know. It's a groaner . . . but my credits are absolutely perfect! I currently have 8 of them available for sale - just $3 each or all 8 for $24. PayPal, please - It's for postage money. PM if if interested! |
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Do you know why you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it. Hey, I warned you they'd be bad jokes . . . but I currently have 10 credits that I'm trying to sell for postage money (and a shelf of wishlisted items that I can't afford to post). You can buy credits for $3 each or buy all 10 for $30, but I do need payment by PayPal because I need to use the money for postage. PM me if you're interested! |
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Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them. 10 credits now available - $3 each or $30 for all - PayPal only - PM if interested! |
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See? He looks happy to me!
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Speaking of frogs, do you know what happens when you park your frog illegally? You get toad. 10 credits are still available! $3 each by PayPal only - PM if interested! |
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How do you organize a space party? You planet. 10 credits are still available for sale - $3 each - PayPal only, since I need to use the money for postage for swaps. PM me if interested! |
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How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You rocket. 6 credits are still available for purchase! $3 or you can have the lot for $18. PayPal please because I'll be using the money for postage for swaps. PM me if interested! Last Edited on: 2/1/18 8:43 PM EST - Total times edited: 1 |
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Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired. I still have 6 credits available! $3 a piece or you can have them all for $18. PayPal only - PM me if interested! |
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels. 6 credits still available - buy however many of them you want for $3 each. PayPal only. PM if interested! |
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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. I still have 6 credits available - $3 each for however many of them you want. PayPal only - PM me if interested! |
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Why did Waldo go to therapy? Because he wanted to find himself. I still have 6 credits available. Buy however many you'd like - $3 each or $18 for all - PayPal only. PM me if interested! |
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If someone buys the six, does that mean the laughter dies? |
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Just for a bit. I'll be back with more credits later. |
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere. 6 credits still available - PayPal only - PM me if interested! |
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints. Like my corny jokes? Get one free "exclusive" joke (one I won't post on this thread) for every credit you purchase! 6 credits still available - PayPal only - PM if interested! Last Edited on: 2/7/18 12:53 PM EST - Total times edited: 1 |
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