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OMG, I thought Dracula 3000 was dumb... new winner now!

H. Hatje | UT, USA | 03/29/2010

(1 out of 5 stars)

"I am of the type who enjoys the cheesy b-movies. For the most part many are well made and at least TRY to be entertaining and I give them that. However, there are those films which turn even my (hardened) stomach. I thought Dracula 3000 was the worst, until I saw this film.

Pros: A few cute actresses

Cons: 99.9% of the film.
-Bad acting, people don't know how to enunciate their words to make them seem believable.
-No discernible plot
-Plot holes
-Dumb lines
-Pointless lines
-Dumb and pointless lines
-etc etc.

Whatever possessed anyone to create this drivel, under who knows how many varying titles, should be shot.

I suppose their aim was to waste a few hours of our time, if so, they succeeded. AVOID THIS MOVIE LIKE THE PLAGUE!!! I mean it!
"

This Is a SAD a** movie

Leeza | 04/03/2010

(2 out of 5 stars)

"UGH! this movie is sooooo low budgetd til it makes me cry such a screwed movie the cover is and back cover is soo not true you dont even see those scences in the movie if u r just bored and want something to watch to make your life seem a little brighter watch it nothing is more depressing I promise

xoxox Happy Friday!"