Search - Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! & Filthy McNasty (Double Feature) on DVD

Meg B. (Megatron)
Reviewed on 12/2/2009...

To quote the great Bart Simpson "This both sucks and blows at the same time." If you have a choice of this movie or a red hot poker to the eye you should open your eye wide. It won't be as painful as this movie. Don't be fooled by the chick with the big gun on the cover! She is just a cover model and has nothing to do with either movie.

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CAUTION!!!!: Do not waste time or money on this garbage

Jose Angeles | Chazzwuzzles USA | 09/18/2005

(1 out of 5 stars)

"I can't believe something this crappy could be bought and distributed. I was expecting low budget but not no-budget. The movies are literally a bunch of idiots playing "make-believe" with whatever is laying on the floor to kill time EXACTLY the same way pre-schoolers play doctor with their imagination when it's playtime. Seriously, I felt like I stumbled upon somebody's embarassing home videos. It's like they bought a new cheap camcorder and tested it out by filming people acting goofy and annoying. Just point the camera, press record, get people to act stupid for a poorly-written story with pathetic hack lines muttered, and presto, a so-called movie for sale on amazon and in Best Buy is made. Is it really that easy to sell worthless movies through big retailers? People should be careful when they call something the "worst movie ever" because they obvioulsy have not seen this garbage. I'm telling you, these are the worst movies ever and you will regret losing a single cent or second to actually watch them. Never in my life have I felt like writing a very serious cautionary review. Were these people even trying to make a movie? Literally, anyone could do this, there was not a shred of skill used in any moment. Probably a blind guy with down syndrome could do a better job."

NIGGA' PLEASE!!!!!

The Reverend Terry Rice | 04/08/2006

(5 out of 5 stars)

"I have to say I had no clue what to expect when I purchased this film.. actually it wasn't this version of the DVD but a collection from brentwood video titled GHOUL SCHOOL, the collection contained this film, FILTHY MCNASTY, GHOUL SCHOOL and a documentary titled SHOCK CINEMA.

OK so.. I chose to watch MULVA first.. grabbed a bottle of whiskey, conned a good friend to come over and let the good times roll.

From the first home video style moments of this film I was in love..

this was pure genius.. when you know you don't have the money why take yourself serious.. right.. right huh? huh?

but yeah.. ZOMBIES, Goofy ass characters like BONEJACK.. TEENAPE what the hell.. this stuff is insane..

MULVA was an amazing character and I have to say I regret the fact that they have turned her into a sexy buxom babe in the sequel.. I really liked the goofy ass super geek character..

but oh well.. what can ya say...

my fave part of the movie was the zombie proclaiming "YOU AIN'T SEEN SKILLS LIKE THESE.... NIGGA PLEASE!!!!"

but I can't wait to see the sequel and any other LBP films I can get my dirty little hands on..

I also recommend you watch FILTHY MCNASTY

uhm.. yeah peace out!
"

Bottom of the barrel but strangely entertaining

B-Movie Nightmares | Sparks, NV United States | 01/22/2004

(3 out of 5 stars)

"It seems like everyone who reviewed this DVD before me either loved it or hated it. I fall somewhere in between the two extremes. The worst thing about it is the misleading cover. The attractive model pictured on the cover is not Mulva, and she does not appear in either one of the two movies. Mulva is actually a short, bespectacled, homely girl with chocolate smeared all over her mouth.When I first started watching the movie I turned it off within minutes. I couldn't handle the ultra-cheap, shot-on-a-home-video camera look of it all. (I was later shocked to find out it was shot digitally.) A couple days later, some friends and I watched the whole movie. I remember commenting several times that it was the worst movie I had ever seen. Other than a few cheap laughs, it seemed that Mulva had nothing to offer.Within a few days my friends and I were imitating the characters' voices, mainly Mulva and Mr. Bonejack. To date I have watched the movie five times and enjoy it more with each viewing. Those who are expecting good splatter FX should skip it, though. It was shot for $2000 so the makeup is pretty bad. The appeal of the movie lies in its energy, mainly in the ridiculously overwritten dialogue and the exaggerated acting (or nonacting) of the people involved. It's obvious watching it that everyone had a good time making the film.Filthy McNasty was marginally better made, so I actually liked it less. It had funny moments, but wasn't as overwhelmingly cheesy as Mulva. A word of advice: a few drinks will make these movies a lot more tolerable. I recommend this DVD to anyone who can appreciate campy humor and really, really low production values."