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Simple Minded and very funny Softcore with adorable babes.

James Simpson | USA | 06/16/2009

(5 out of 5 stars)

"Peach DVD rarely dissapoints with it's roster of babes, usually starring many of the most beautiful in the softcore industry. There DVDs are mainly composed of unrelated softcore vignettes, but this is actually a film...with dialouge!

And what dialouge!

Certainly no awards will be given the screenwriters for there effort, but boy is it funny.

The plot(?) revolves around two cute thieves(Heather Vandeven and Lana Lopez) who plot to steal a computer and escape to some island. There plan makes little sense and is largely incoherant, but that's okay because they both strip down before there plan and waste time watching girls strip on the computer. They even strip each other down and make out for no apparent reason.
Meanwhile, Shay Laren decides to strip down for no other reason than maby it was hot.
Than the two "thieves" take there computer back to there place, but Shay Laren arrives and reveals that the computer is hers.(Lana Lopez, who is no actress, but is so naturally adorable and cute replies in a ridiculous reaction: "Your the Pervert?!") Than for the moment we have been waiting for....Laren pulls down her top and reveals her huge naturals and elicts a response from the two babes of "Damn!", which I found well worth rewinding.
Than they all decide to make love to each other and thus we have a happy ending.

Pornographic films are not largely known for there plots, but this one's a doozy. It sure is vacant, but than again so are our beautiful protaganists. While all the girls are gorgeous, they all seem incapable of delivering there stilted dialouge. For some odd reason this just makes them all the more endearing.

There are other women in this film as well. They are cleverly inserted via online videos that the girls watch sporadically throughout the movie. They are Erin Avery, Lela Star and Kina Kai. Avery gets a solo scene that is quite juicy and the other two are involved in a hot lesbian scene. All the women in this are natural and very pretty. It also was a relief to me that most were brunette and exotic.

Of the girls, my favorites were Miss Lopez and Miss Laren.
Lopez is tiny and cute with a nice curvy figure and an easy smile. She has a squeaky voice that befits her almost chipmunk like appearance and brought me the most laughs throughout. Lopez has a natural likeability to her that witnessed in interviews and pictorials seems to show on the screen as well. Easily my favorite of the latina models by a long shot.

Shay Laren has some screen presence and delivered her little dialouge with a more natural quality than her co-stars. She always comes across as personable and intelligent in interviews and her sense of maturity reflects on film. She has a perfect figure and a beautiful face and is destined for much future success in the industry.

This film is overall a pleasant surprise with it's nice humor(thankfully no real swearing to make the girls look stupider, even if Shay does drop the F-bomb once at finding her laptop stolen.) and it's quality of the nude scenes throughout.
It's short but dosen't seem too rushed, either. I certainly look forward to more of this quality.

There is one debit however: The music. It's a running joke that music in these things are inevitably going to bomb, but man oh man, is this score bad. It's very obstrusive and was not synched properly, often covering over the hilarious dialouge. Take for example Miss Lopez. Already tiny and soft spoken, her little voice in her intro strip scene is smothered by the lame music.
This is a problem that I hope is repaired for this is otherwise first rate softcore entertainment."