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One on my favorite Joe Sarno films!

Image Maker | New Jersey | 06/04/2005

(4 out of 5 stars)

"Aunt Marghareta (Diana Dors) runs an exotic brothel in Copenhagen that caters to customers of prurient tastes. Each night, "Marghareta's Maison" puts on a titillating show highlighting her menagerie of exquisite female beauties who are then offered up to the highest bidders for a night of unforgettable pleasures. Marghareta's sexy young nieces - sisters Susanna and Karin - are the most desired of her "performers." Made up in body paint as a pair of Swedish tigeresses, every man or woman pays handsomely to spend an unforgettable evening with them. But Susanna and Karin begin tiring of Marghareta's perverse clientele and their passionless sexual encounters. They long to experience true love and wonder if girls like them can ever find it. Keeping her real identity and profession a secret, Susanna meets Peter - a young Swedish test pilot who quickly falls for her. Will they find happiness together, or will Peter discover the shocking truth about Susanna...and the Swedish Wildcats?

Digitally re-mastered from the original film elements, Swedish Wildcats (16x9 Wide Screen) is Sarno at his most shocking and provocative. This long-awaited favorite is paired with the sexy 2004 remake, New York Wildcats, specially produced for this Double Feature release and starring popular `B' movie sisters Misty and Chelsea Mundae.
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Every Afternoon... Swedish Wildcats and New York Wildcats an

Julian Kennedy | St Pete Florida | 11/03/2009

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Swedish Wildcats: 2 out of 10: Have you ever been watching a film and a slow creeping horrific realization comes over you. You know despite the box art and the blurbs you realize this movie isn't what you thought it was. It is something much more dastardly and vile. It's a chick flick.

Swedish Wildcats is a chick flick in all its Harlequin Romance, bad Anime back-story glory. The original title Every Afternoon should have been a clue and the music certainly gives hints but it isn't till the fortieth shot of a fully clothed woman wandering around the parks in sun drenched Copenhagen that the true level of horror sinks in.

The girls are attractive enough and do disrobe from time to time but seem remarkably bored with the whole affair. The men all resemble euro trash surrender monkeys with a couple resembling flaming surrender monkeys if you know what I mean. The wildcat scenes are nothing you haven't seen Rebecca Romijn-Stamos do in the X-men movies.

In fact all the stage productions look more like NEA grant fodder than an actual erotic show. There is no real erotic edge and the plot with a whore pretending to be ballerina finding chaste love with mechanic pretending to be test pilot is right out of every bad Japanese animated series ever (Minus the giant robots of course). This movie needed giant robots, a serial killer, something besides romance and a tour of Copenhagen.

New York Wildcats: 1 out of 10: More of a featurette than a full blown movie NY Wildcats takes the cat motif from Swedish Wildcats and runs with it into a brick wall.

A showcase for some of the worst line reading this side of public access. NY Wildcats doesn't deliver on the eroticism it promises.

And while it does manage to avoid the mind numbing tedium that Swedish Wildcats is full of; it also brings a level of incompetence to the table rarely scene outside of early Full Moon Pictures releases.

Add on a very unattractive cast and you'll find yourself fast forwarding through the sex scenes as well as the plot, never a good sign.

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Not enough Misty

L. Ross | East Mo Val, CA | 09/24/2007

(3 out of 5 stars)

"Swedish Wildcats makes up the majority of this two feature DVD. A 70's grindhouse sexploitation film is laughably, unintentionally funny now. Attractive girls with natural [...].

New York Wildcats is inspired by the opening sequence of the original, complete with interesting body paint. It is short, too short. And not enough Misty. What Misty it does have is Misty as Precious, the world famous Peacock. Suitable only for a die hard Misty fan. You can do better with almost any of her other movies, except maybe Bite Me."