A NON-SHILL REVIEW
Robert F. Powers | Quincy, Ma USA | 07/05/2010
(2 out of 5 stars)
""Wolf Moon" is so dangerously close to being completely stupid, but it turns out that is its charm. What is it about lycanthropes that makes a girl's heart flutter? Is it the hairy palms? Baying at the moon after sex? Turns out there are two werewolves, father and son. Son slaughters the horses and Dad slaughters the humans who ride them. Even trade off.
The female sheriff of the town is so clueless she has a hard time finding her way from one room to another never mind solving the problem of the mutilations. The role is played by Maria Conchita Alonso who was once an up and coming actress but has now gone the way of plumpness and looks as if she divides her time eating Tacos and appearing in direct-to-video crap. Her deputy is a hulking lug who happens to be the father of the girl who loses her heart to the werewolf. Dad's against the inter-species relationship. Go figure.
The movie has nowhere to go really and the finale is a father-son showdown between dad and boy and Billy Drago as a werewolf hunter. Billy Drago looks like a werewolf without make-up.
i had to give this movie at least two stars because of its silliness and the God-awful werewolf make-up. I've seen kittens that were scarier."