Subject: I have found a DVD that I think you would enjoy
|Quick Strips Blondes Tease Brunettes Please|
Actors: Veronika Zemanova, Monica, Celeste Crawford, Darian Daniela, Nikki Nova
Director: John Cross
Hot, dark haired women who know how to finish what they start! Uninterrupted, rarely edited dances of sexy, naughty, models whipping garments off as fast as they can to show it all! Mica, Zoe Britton, Nikki Nova, Darian Da... more »
A C-minus for Hot Body.
D. Steinmetz | Georgia | 04/17/2007
(2 out of 5 stars)
"Your first tip-off that this DVD will have issues is that there are a total of 14 women featured, but the DVD is only 60 minutes. Do the math.
That's only about 4 minutes per girl. Sorry...not enough. Hot Body could have done us a huge favor by breaking this up into a two-disk collection.
The second problem is the format. Most of the ladies just strip...fairly quickly, I might add...all they've got is 4 minutes, remember? And then, most of them just dance or move around in front of the camera. The camera work is sure and steady, but with most models, it only pans up and down the woman's body, and then from a distance. Only rarely does the camera zoom in for any close-ups.
The next problem is John Cross, the guru behind Hot Body. It may be unfair to judge him as person. I've never met the guy, but who the heck does he get to write his scripts?? A 10-year-old kid off the street? His voice-over intros to each model, although mercifully brief, are annoying. While introducing Lola, it's "Here's Lola, another nymph from the Netherlands...trying saying that fast 3 times!" Not funny. While talking about Zoe Britton, he refers to her breasts as the 'dynamic duo'. Introducing Oriental hottie Lisa Lin, he decides to give us some special advice, stating that to get her motor running, begin kissing the neck, and then "take the oral theme south, being sure to investigate and service every 'nookie and cranny'." Pleeeasee!! I guess there are some folks, probably with precious little intelligence, who'll find this sort of stuff funny, but it just comes off as trite and immature.
To be honest, and to give credit where credit's due, Cross and his cronies have put together a stunning collection of some of the most beautiful brunettes in the world. If you're a guy and reading this, then girls like Veronica Zemanova, Penny Flame (who had one of the best vignettes) Monica Rios, Nikki Nova and Zoe Britton need no introduction. And you do get to see full frontal nudity, just not enough and not very explicit. It's just a shame to see these lovely women get short-changed by a deficient production. The time spent with each lady is just too limited....this disk would have served better as a preview of brunette models available on other titles. The last Hot Body title I purchased was on VHS and was years ago. While watching this DVD, I was reminded, painfully so, why I had drifted away from HB to other, better strip-tease producers."
Michael Patrick Boyd | Waukesha, WI | 12/25/2009
(5 out of 5 stars)
"Quick Strips: Blondes Tease, Brunettes Please is fifty-four minutes long and was released on January 27, 2004. You get to see fourteen beautiful sexy brunettes strip down; though Darian Daniela looks more like a dirty blonde then a brunette. I don't bother with what the models are wearing since it comes off very quickly. The fourteen models are:
1. Mica from Maryland and is a competing fitness specialist
2. Zoe Britton is from South Carolina
3. Nikki Nova is from Virginia and is of Italian heritage
4. Darian Daniela was raised in raised Amsterdam, the Netherlands and is of Dutch/Italian heritage
5. Monica is a Latino from Canada
6. Lolana hails from southern California
7. Lola was born and raised in Amsterdam, the Netherlands
8. Elle Williams is a Los Angles model of French/Indian descent
9. Lisa Lin is Asian
10. Veronika Zemanova is from the Czech Republic
11. Anastasia is from Virginia
12. Penny Flame was born and raised in Oakland, California and now lives in San Diego
13. Celeste Crawford is from Las Vegas, Nevada and is part Jamaican, Hawaiian and German
14. Erica was born in Germany, raised in Arizona and currently lives in Venice, California and is part Persian and German
There is one more model Jasmine, but we only see her when the credits start rolling. So seeing undress is a problem. I jus wish John Cross would shut up and let the models speak for themselves. Quick Strips: Blondes Tease, Brunettes Please gets an AAAA++++.
a. Slam Bang Cheerleaders Challenge
b. Hot Body Best of 8
c. Beverly Hills Hot Legs Contest
d. Fetish Fever
e. Beverly Hills Short Shorts Contest
f. Hot Booty Contest
g. Hot Body Quick Strops: Busty Blondes
h. Pajama Playmate
i. Lusty Latinas Contest
C) Coming To DVD
a. Miss Grande Chest
b. Wild Secretaries Contest