Search - Terror Storm on DVD


Terror Storm
Terror Storm
Actor: Andrés García
Genres: Action & Adventure, Westerns, Indie & Art House, Mystery & Suspense
PG-13     2006     1hr 40min

Studio: Peace Arch Home Entertain Release Date: 06/13/2006

     
2

Larger Image

Movie Details

Actor: Andrés García
Genres: Action & Adventure, Westerns, Indie & Art House, Mystery & Suspense
Sub-Genres: Action & Adventure, Westerns, Indie & Art House, Mystery & Suspense
Studio: Trinity Home Ent
Format: DVD - Color - Closed-captioned
DVD Release Date: 06/13/2006
Original Release Date: 01/01/1978
Theatrical Release Date: 01/01/1978
Release Year: 2006
Run Time: 1hr 40min
Screens: Color
Number of Discs: 1
SwapaDVD Credits: 1
Total Copies: 0
Members Wishing: 0
MPAA Rating: PG-13 (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Languages: English

Similar Movies

Blue Demon
Director: Daniel Grodnik
6
   PG-13   2005   1hr 35min
   
Shark Kill
Director: William A. Graham
1
   PG   2007   1hr 15min
Spring Break Shark Attack
Director: Paul Shapiro
5
   NR   2006   1hr 28min
Raging Sharks
Director: Danny Lerner
7
   R   2005   1hr 33min
   

Similarly Requested DVDs

Heartbreakers
Director: David Mirkin
   PG-13   2001   2hr 3min
   
When in Rome
Director: Steve Purcell
   G   2002   1hr 34min
   
The Ranch
R-Rated Edition
Director: Susan Seidelman
   R   2004   1hr 30min
   
Stepmom
Director: Chris Columbus
   PG-13   1999   2hr 4min
   
The Theory of Everything
7
   NR   2007   1hr 26min
   
Rush Hour 3
Widescreen and Full-Screen
Director: Brett Ratner
   PG-13   2007   1hr 31min
   
Bee Movie
Full Screen Edition
Directors: Simon J. Smith, Steve Hickner
   PG   2008   1hr 31min
   
Baby Beethoven
   NR   2008   0hr 28min
   
Alias The Complete First Season
   2009   16hr 30min
   
Miss March
   R   2009   1hr 29min
   
 

Movie Reviews

A TRUE DISASTER FLICK
Michael Butts | Martinsburg, WV USA | 06/03/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)

"Released way back in 1978 as CYCLONE, this is one rotten movie. Filmed on a shoestring budget with mainly a Mexican cast, this howler focuses on the devastation wrought by a powerful and unexpected cyclone (I thought they were called cyclones in the Pacific, not the Atlantic?). The movie focuses on a tourist boat beset with stock characters and a dog named Christmas; a sailing vessel with scraggly fishermen; and the survivors of a downed aircraft. Meanwhile a band of vicious sharks (with no teeth?) attack and kill a majority of the actors. Carroll Baker (the sex symbol from BABY DOLL) plays the dog owner and veteran character actor Arthur Kennedy is the priest who objects to the prospects of cannibalism to stay alive. Extremely dated and dull."
Dog Overboard!
Robert I. Hedges | 12/22/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)

"I have certainly seen more than my share of bad movies, but this one rests in the hallowed pantheon of movies so wretched that they are almost impossible to watch. In fact, "Terror Storm" probably is so bad that nobody but grizzled B-movie veterans can possibly survive it. The story starts with a tourist boat (the "Moby Dick," no kidding) taking people on a Gilliganesque three hour tour in the Caribbean. Note that the occupants include a whiny child, a pregnant woman, and a rich woman and her dog, Christmas, so we know they have trouble ahead. Meanwhile a flight on an old propeller driven airliner crosses overhead with an Ernest Borgnine doppelgänger onboard. To top it off with there is a fishing boat placidly cruising around trolling for cod. You may suspect that something bad is about to happen.

Well, something bad did happen: the movie continued to play in my DVD player. We learn that a huge cyclone (in the Atlantic?) is heading for this fictional island central to the plot. The storm hits the boats, though they only seem to rock slightly under the "enormous waves," here simulated with a fire hose (really.) For no well defined reason, the tourist boat gets lost and drifts to uncharted waters, the fishing boat sinks with no explanation, and the plane has to shut an engine down which means (for some reason) that they have to ditch in the cyclone. Please understand that this all happens within about a square acre. (What are the chances?)

The second half quickly morphs into a blatant "Jaws" ripoff (there is even a guy in the boat who appears to be a Robert Shaw impersonator,) only with no scariness or special effects. We see stock footage of sharks. We see footage of people. What we don't see is footage of people and sharks in the same scene. Don't worry though, as when we do see closeups of the sharks they appear to be Nurse Sharks to me, as they have no teeth. (I'm not joking.)

Among all the commotion the director shows endless cutaways of clouds accompanied by extremely droning electronic music. Eventually the plane people find the fishing boat people, and they then join forces with the tourist boat people. This creates friction due to severe water rationing, which is why I have to pose this question: if you haven't had water in days and it suddenly starts to downpour (albeit on a cloudless day with a pattern that appears suspiciously hose-like) wouldn't you try to collect it in containers to keep for drinking rather than take a shower? Eventually Christmas annoys the wrong guy, who throws her overboard. This creates havoc and Christmas is rescued by another guy only to be eaten.

Yes. They ate the dog.

I should explain that through the film the cast spends roughly 75 percent of the time whimpering and whining to emphasize their plight, in the process winning the prize for most thoroughly disagreeable cast in film history. After the dog is served for brunch, we quickly move on to the next plotpoint, the baby delivery. I didn't get why the entire cast passed the baby around after it was born like a show and tell exhibit, but I would (seriously) have not been surprised if it was next up on the menu.

After the poodle meat is all gone, they invoke the soccer team plane crash in the Andes as justification to cut a hunk out of a dead guy to use as bait to catch a fish to eat. After this thumb size morsel is hacked out of the guy's back, they throw him overboard. Unfortunately their cunning plan involves tying the meat to a string and fishing for sharks while standing precariously on the prow of the boat. I bet none of you can see a problem with this tactic, either. After they cut their hands on the string and one guy comes dangerously close to being gummed to death by a Nurse Shark, they settle on a new plan: eat the dead guys. This prompts a hugely long and enormously pretentious theological debate on cannibalism, but eventually they set pieces of dead guy on the roof of the boat to dry like jerky. All are invited to treat him as a smorgasbord. (I swear, I am really not kidding.)

Finally the brain trust gets an idea to put a sail on the smaller boat (that originally belonging to the fishing trawler party) and seek rescue. They locate a passing tugboat in about ten minutes. Simultaneously the "Moby Dick" passengers accidentally dump all the potable water overboard in a huge brawl. When we catch back up after the tugboat rescue, the "Moby Dick" is gone and the passengers are floating holding on to lumber. I have no idea what happened to the boat, but must surmise that it exploded for no good reason or the brawl tore it apart. It's subtle nuance like that that makes this movie what it is.

Ultimately two small amphibious planes buzz over the survivors about fifty times before landing in the middle of a shark feeding frenzy and taking the few remaining survivors onboard. Mercifully there are no closing credits as the planes fly off (as an aside, the opening credits appear to have been made with a camcorder.)

This movie is excrement. It is painful to watch, plodding, and has characters which you can't help but loathe. I can only recommend this to extremely battle hardened grade-Z movie lovers who want to test their mettle. I can't believe that I lost 98 minutes of my life watching this thing."
This is NOT the Alex Jones movie of the same name
Publius Seneca | 09/28/2006
(3 out of 5 stars)

"This is not the Alex Jones movie on false flag operations of the same name, even though it comes up on Amazon's search if you type in Alex Jones."
Terror Storm vs TerrorStorm Don't be confused
Dave Short | Far Northern California | 11/03/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)

"This is NOT Alex Jone's excellent video of Government sponsored terrorism and 911. It comes up on a search of Alex Jones at Amazon.

Don't be confused. The book "Fortunate Son" documenting George W. Bushes foibles with cocaine, drinking and the law was followed soon therafter by "Fortunate Son" a book about a veterans Vietnam experience.

Don't make the same mistake, get Alex Jones's DVD it's 5 STAR. Ignore this other book, it's just a mistake."