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The Amityville Horror
The Amityville Horror (2000)
Actors: James Brolin, Margot Kidder, Rod Steiger
Release Year: 2000
Date: 11/3/2024 7:26 ET

While it feels a bit hokey by today's horror standards, this one set the pace for pretty much any haunted house film going forward. Brolin really makes the sense of helplessness seem real, and I'd argue that his performance as George Lutz rivals Nicholson in The Shining, released shortly after this movie.

Review Date: 11/3/2024
The Best of Times
The Best of Times (1999)
Actors: Robin Williams, Kurt Russell, Pamela Reed
Release Year: 1999
Date: 11/3/2024 6:35 ET
1 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

seeing Robin Williams and Kurt Russell spending half the movie together have friend moments and drinking beers was kinda neat. Not the best thing ever but a fun time waster.

Review Date: 11/3/2024
The Big Chill (15th Anniversary Collector's Edition)
The Big Chill (15th Anniversary Collector's Edition) (1999)
Actors: Tom Berenger, Glenn Close, Jeff Goldblum
Release Year: 1999
Date: 11/13/2024 7:42 ET
3 of 5 member(s) found this review helpful.

An ode to friendship. Great dialogue and performances, especially Jeff Goldblum. The entire movie feels effortless.

Review Date: 11/13/2024
Birds of America
Birds of America (2008)
Actors: Matthew Perry, Hilary Swank, Lauren Graham
Release Year: 2008
Date: 8/20/2024 2:12 ET
0 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

Quirky, funny film. Matthew Perry and Lauren Graham. Can't go wrong with them

Review Date: 8/20/2024
Bright Star
Bright Star (2010)
Actors: Abbie Cornish, Ben Whishaw
Release Year: 2010
Date: 11/4/2024 12:21 ET

"I almost wish we were butterflies and liv’d but three summer days - three such days with you I could fill with more delight than fifty common years could ever contain."

Jane Campion's Bright Star is....hypnotic. One of the purest depictions of love.

Review Date: 11/4/2024
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (Widescreen Special Edition)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (Widescreen Special Edition) (2000)
Actors: Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Katharine Ross
Release Year: 2000
Date: 8/30/2024 2:26 ET
0 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

A character study of two longtime associates set against a desolate outdoor background, framed with misty panoramic cinematography. One of the most moving portraits of friendship I've ever seen.

Review Date: 8/30/2024
CHRISTMAS WITH THE CAMPBELLS/BD
CHRISTMAS WITH THE CAMPBELLS/BD (2023)
Actors: Brittany Snow, George Wendt, Justin Long
Release Year: 2023
Date: 12/3/2024 1:22 ET

Leave it to Vince Vaughn to take the well-worn tropes of your usual Hallmark Christmas movie and drag them through the sex-crazed innuendo of a horny teenager growing up in the 90s. It plays out exactly how you’d think, complete with JoAnna Garcia’s Becky diverting both men’s eyes with her “tasty treats.” Jesse (Brittany Snow) gets to hear everyone air their dirty sex laundry; Duffy and Wendt are forced to say “purple drank,” “lean,” and “sizzurp” unironically in the same sequence - when not talking about their overactive libidos; and we’re reminded how some people will never understand that comedic trends evolve.

Review Date: 12/3/2024
Crazy, Stupid, Love (+ UltraViolet Digital Copy)
Crazy, Stupid, Love (+ UltraViolet Digital Copy) (2011)
Actors: Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Marisa Tomei
Release Year: 2011
Date: 11/3/2024 7:06 ET

DID YOU JUST TALK SMACK ABOUT NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE? TO HELL WITH YOU.

Ryan Gosling revives Steve Carell's ability to pick up women, via a new wardrobe and some face slaps.

Ryan Gosling's hair is awesome.

Review Date: 11/3/2024
The Golden Child
The Golden Child (1999)
Release Year: 1999
Date: 11/3/2024 6:38 ET
1 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

Honestly, not even sure how much I enjoyed this wacky horror-action-comedy starring Eddie Murphy (at the peak of his superstardom), but you have to admire the audacity of everyone involved. Big Trouble in Little… Tibet????????

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Harold and Maude (Criterion Collection)
Harold and Maude (Criterion Collection) (2012)
Actors: Ruth Gordon, Bud Cort, Ellen Geer
Release Year: 2012
Date: 11/3/2024 10:57 ET

Let's get one thing straight: I'm a weird guy. I'm a real weird guy, so I like real weird stuff... and this movie is REAL weird. But sometimes (most of the time, actually), weirdness is a gorgeous thing, and this is one of those times.

What's not to love about Harold and Maude? It's existential, it's political, it's romantic, and it's hilarious. This might be Hal Ashby's best film, but it's difficult to pinpoint a best film when it comes to this director, because he was so consistent.

What a beautiful, beautiful film. Oh, and you can't go wrong with Cat Stevens.

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Indian Summer
Indian Summer (2002)
Actors: Alan Arkin, Matt Craven, Diane Lane
Release Year: 2002
Date: 11/3/2024 6:51 ET
0 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

A mostly light-hearted and charming nostalgia piece, propped up by a warm and engaging cast. A little of the dialogue is clunky and the scenarios very stock, but scenery, Alan Arkin as the camp patriarch, Diane Lane, Vincent Spano and the gang of returnees are having too much fun and it is contagious. Arkin is the real standout, as is a goofy reoccurring cameo from director Sam Raimi. If you ever went away to summer camp, it resonates a bit more.

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Monster House [Blu-ray]
Monster House [Blu-ray] (2006)
Actors: Mitchel Musso, Sam Lerner, Spencer Locke
Release Year: 2006
Date: 11/3/2024 7:19 ET

an inventive film with cool visuals and an a-OK plot, mixed with witty dialogue and effective jumpscares that would totally pee the pants of anyone pre-puberty. What I love most from this animated coming-of-age comedy is just how perfect the voice actors are in sync with their characters and the tight pacing. Also deserving of praise is the effective storytelling of mature themes like maturity, death, and grief in a way children can understand while still having fun.

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Mystic Pizza (Ws)
Mystic Pizza (Ws) (2001)
Actors: Annabeth Gish, Julia Roberts, Lili Taylor
Release Year: 2001
Date: 11/3/2024 6:48 ET
1 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

lovely and quirky sweet movie with young women who have real relationships and sex lives and rebel and yearn in their own ways. very rewatchable, drama, cuteness, laughs

Review Date: 11/3/2024
The New World (The Extended Cut) [Blu-ray]
The New World (The Extended Cut) [Blu-ray] (2009)
Actors: Colin Farrell, Q'orianka Kilcher, Christopher Plummer
Release Year: 2009
Date: 11/15/2024 10:51 ET
1 of 3 member(s) found this review helpful.

The only movie of this type that works at all, let alone this well. Films that deal with colonization are often embarrassing at best and insulting at worst, but here Terrence Malick actually pulls it off. There may be some inaccuracies or liberties taken for drama, but emotionally this works and it handles the story with respect. Only Malick could tackle this story in the way it needed to, a way that is completely natural and alive. The first half of this is Malick's finest work in a sea of masterpieces and the final moments are utterly astonishing in its usage of fundamental cinematic traits in the search for new feelings and experiences, sights and sounds, impressions and pictorial nuances.

Review Date: 11/15/2024
Night of the Comet
Night of the Comet (2007)
Actors: Catherine Mary Stewart, Kelli Maroney, Robert Beltran
Release Year: 2007
Date: 12/3/2024 4:33 ET
0 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

With a blaring red atmospheric haze, well-sketched characters, and hardly anything else, Thom Eberhardt's hilarious, satirical blast on Reaganism and the joy of consumer control is intermingled with a low-fi sci-fi hang-out vibe. It exists on the brink of a void, totally consumed in its premise, promising nothing more than the greatest version of itself. Samantha and Regina, in the face of desolation, know exactly what to do - embrace what you love.

Review Date: 12/3/2024
Nobody's Fool
Nobody's Fool (2003)
Actors: Paul Newman, Bruce Willis, Jessica Tandy
Release Year: 2003
Date: 11/10/2024 9:09 ET
5 of 5 member(s) found this review helpful.

One of the great performances of Newman's career, Nobody's Fool is a layered, entertaining character piece that's centered on men who are or are not something because of their fathers. Robert Benton displays his ear and his steady hand on the screenplay and direction respectively. Wonderful character actors and stars like Melanie Griffith and Bruce Willis fill out the supporting roles. It is Paul Newman though that makes this a must see. His charm, nuance, presence, and talent were on full display; a true Movie Star.

Review Date: 11/10/2024
October Sky (Special Edition)
October Sky (Special Edition) (2005)
Actors: Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Cooper, Laura Dern
Release Year: 2005
Date: 11/3/2024 7:23 ET

Annual autumn rewatch. Jake Gyllenhaal’s breakthrough role. Him and Chris Cooper are lights out. Poignant father/son drama that always hits me in the feels.

Btw, October Sky is an anagram of “rocket boys” 🤯

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Paul Blart: Mall Cop [Blu-ray]
Paul Blart: Mall Cop [Blu-ray] (2009)
Actors: Kevin James, Keir O'Donnell, Jayma Mays
Release Year: 2009
Date: 11/16/2024 11:00 ET
1 of 2 member(s) found this review helpful.

A misunderstood triumph in the mall-cop crime genre. It transcends words and is an experience like none other. I laughed, I cried, I loved, I felt. I experienced many an emotion while watching this work of art. True cinema and dare I say... the story of America.

Review Date: 11/16/2024
Ping Pong Summer
Ping Pong Summer (2014)
Actors: Susan Saradon, Lea Thompason, Amy Sedaris
Release Year: 2014
Date: 8/30/2024 2:39 ET
2 of 3 member(s) found this review helpful.

Good premise, poor follow-through.

Review Date: 8/30/2024
Prisoners (Blu-ray+DVD+UltraViolet Combo Pack)
Prisoners (Blu-ray+DVD+UltraViolet Combo Pack) (2013)
Actors: Hugh Jackman, Jake Gyllenhaal, Paul Dano
Release Year: 2013
Date: 11/17/2024 7:44 ET
0 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

Brilliant crime-drama, one of the best of its genre in the 2010s. Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal are phenomenal. And Denis Villeneuve is just an extraordinary filmmaker. Including Radiohead songs in his films doesn't hurt either.

Review Date: 11/17/2024
The Royal Tenenbaums (The Criterion Collection)
The Royal Tenenbaums (The Criterion Collection) (2002)
Actors: Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller, Luke Wilson
Release Year: 2002
Date: 11/6/2024 9:07 ET
3 of 4 member(s) found this review helpful.

One of my trusty catharsis go-tos. I’m glad this movie exists for me to reach for in uncertain times.

"I've had a rough year, Dad."

Review Date: 11/6/2024
Scent of a Woman
Scent of a Woman (1998)
Actors: Al Pacino, Chris O'Donnell, James Rebhorn
Release Year: 1998
Date: 11/5/2024 9:25 ET
1 of 2 member(s) found this review helpful.

This superb odd couple movie is perhaps primarily remembered for Al Pacino's Oscar-winning turn, but it also stars Chris O'Donnell on fine form giving a significantly more toned-down though by no means less impressive performance. Both actors are perfectly cast in their roles and utterly convincing. Director Martin Brest, known more for fast-paced action films, shows that he can handle the drama format just as well, perhaps even better.

Review Date: 11/5/2024
Singles
Singles (1999)
Actors: Bridget Fonda, Campbell Scott, Kyra Sedgwick
Release Year: 1999
Date: 11/3/2024 6:41 ET
1 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

I loved the focus on the early 90s Seattle music scene, and the soundtrack is killer. Was great to catch Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, and Pearl Jam all in cameos. This is also probably the hottest Matt Dillon has ever been. Anyways the stories and all that are good, good film overall.

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Submarine
Submarine (2011)
Actors: Noah Taylor, Paddy Considine, Craig Roberts
Release Year: 2011
Date: 11/10/2024 4:51 ET

Plays out like a Wes Anderson rip-off. Occasionally quirky, but most often irritatingly unoriginal. Overall a boring watch.

Review Date: 11/10/2024
Teen Witch
Teen Witch (2005)
Actors: Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller
Release Year: 2005
Date: 11/6/2024 3:37 ET

This is a good example of how as the 80s went on it became more and more a parody of itself. This movie's goofy and dumb but kind of sweet, and it makes more sense than the average Disney channel movie, so I say it did its job well.

Review Date: 11/6/2024
The Village (Widescreen Vista Series)
The Village (Widescreen Vista Series) (2005)
Actors: Joaquin Phoenix, Adrien Brody, Bryce Dallas Howard
Release Year: 2005
Date: 11/3/2024 6:58 ET
1 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

Serenely volatile cinema, and as gorgeously engulfing as anything M. Night Shyamalan has ever crafted. I usually try to not be one of those viewers that proclaims a particular film as "misunderstood" or "underrated", but I still can't fathom how the general audience sees this as a "bad Twilight Zone episode", especially because even (and not only) on a surface level, The Village is astonishing.

With Roger Deakins' cinematography establishing unprecedented atmosphere and James Newton Howard scoring one of the finest soundtracks of the 21st Century; The Village flourishes because of its visual/aural elements, both of which compliment the tender love story at its core. M. Night tackles this tale with the mindset of being a genuine artist with something to say, and as a result, typical Hollywood expectations were shockingly upended.

So close to a 5/5

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Wes Craven Presents Wishmaster
Wes Craven Presents Wishmaster (1998)
Actors: Tammy Lauren, Andrew Divoff, Robert Englund
Release Year: 1998
Date: 11/8/2024 3:46 ET
3 of 4 member(s) found this review helpful.

Pure B-horror cheese that never aspires to be anything beyond its basic premise. In terms of nuts-and-bolts slasher fodder, it's pretty enjoyable, thanks in large part to brilliant practical effects work and Andrew Divoff's terrifying performance. Cameos from a whole host of genre icons and an agreeably mean shot of dark humor sweeten the deal.

Review Date: 11/8/2024
Wet Hot American Summer
Wet Hot American Summer (2002)
Actors: Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, Molly Shannon
Release Year: 2002
Date: 11/3/2024 6:33 ET
1 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

"you taste like a burger. i don't like you anymore." peak cinema

Review Date: 11/3/2024
Winter's Bone
Winter's Bone (2010)
Actors: Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes
Release Year: 2010
Date: 8/30/2024 2:20 ET
0 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

This film is dark, grim, gritty, hopeless, haunting, and mysterious; but is elevated by some truly great performances by Jennifer Lawrence and John Hawkes.

Review Date: 8/30/2024
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