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The Most Offensive Movie I Have Ever Seen

Compay | New Orleans, LA | 03/20/2010

(1 out of 5 stars)

"This review contains language that some people may find offensive, please don't read further if that might apply to you.

Black Ice is one of the worst and most disturbing attempts at film that I have ever come across. The movie was produced by Abortion Bin Productions on a $1600 budget. The film looks as though it was shot using a 1980's video camera, the acting is awful, and the use of color filters make certain scenes difficult to make out.

Now that it's been established that the production quality of the film is abysmal, on to the plot itself. Black Ice is the story of Evelyn, a young woman who becomes a psychotic murderer after losing her virginity. There's plenty of nudity in this film, lots of gore, numerous sex scenes that are borderline porn, and a serious bit of necrophilia. Evelyn rapes another woman, performs oral sex on a frozen severed corpse penis, and makes love to a monster with a goat's skull for a head.

The entire cast doubles as the film's crew, and has virtually no experience in film. That's with the exception of Sadie Atkins, who has previously appeared in such movies as Chloroformed Girls , Naked and Struggling, and Beautiful Barefoot Girls (I'm not making this up). The only redeeming quality of this two-hour movie is that the score, mostly piano compositions and electric guitar, is actually decent. I also appreciate the fact that a gorgeous full-figured woman, J.C. Howe (aka Jessie Howe), was cast as Evelyn.

Some movies are made just for shock value, only they tend to be shot with a decent budget. Black Ice's cinematography is terrible, and the story is pointless. It's tasteless, it's offensive, and it's little more than soft porn for fans of necrophilia."