Search - Crippled Creek on DVD

Amateur hour

S. Boone | Louisville, KY | 09/03/2009

(1 out of 5 stars)

"First off, this is super low-budget, which does not necessarily put me off a film, but in this case, it does. The way in which its filmed gives movements a jerky, unnatural look, so it's rather distracting at times. Not that there's much to be distracted from.

3 gals go to a cabin in the woods. The forest ranger tells them to watch out for a big bad old Hermit. The girls are Aubrey, Maddie, & (ahem) Bambi. Bambi is blond and says "ohmigawd" a lot. Oh, my God.

The girls meet up with 2 cute guys. Bambi is also a nympho. Aubrey hooks up with one of the guys too but there's something not right about him. Mr. Forest Ranger appears from nowhere several times, and warns the girls off these two guys. You couldn't pry them apart with a crowbar, though. UNTIL, one guy gets killed and Bambi, running for her life, finds (appropriately enough), a booby trap.

Anyway, more mayhem, more death, more mystery, more low-budget REALLY bad acting, and increasing boredom, until a very (ahem) clever twist is revealed. Egad.

So, don't go in the woods alone & don't watch this, either. Both may be hazardous to your health."