LIPS SHOULD BE SEALED
Michael Butts | Martinsburg, WV USA | 10/12/2004
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Okay, we have this former hitwoman who wants to get on with her life, but she is kind of coerced into killing five scumbags by some secretive organization. The scumbags are nasty guys and gals who abuse, exploit and basically debase females in some ridiculous form or another. The hitwoman gets her assignments by playing a video game called THE SILENCER. Once she shoots her opponent in the game, her real quarry comes up, with some stupid accompanying jargon like their fatal flaws and what they do for a living. The hitwoman has big cazoos and wears a black bra through most of the movie. Along the way, she encounters her former hitman/partner/lover, who is determined to bring her back to his arms. She also beds a young jock named Drew, who is killed by her ex-lover, and then she comes on to some pool player jock at the game arcade, who she obviously might care for. Additionally, she saves a street girl from a devious future by shipping her off to be a mechanic at an old pal's auto shop. The scenes flow without any kind of continuity, and the acting, well, suffice to say good actors like Chris Mulkey and Paul Ganus are lost in this drivel and the comely Lynnette Walden cannot carry this movie on (...) alone. Dull and crude, THE SILENCER is one movie that should be."