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Barnyard - The Original Party Animals (Widescreen Edition)
Barnyard - The Original Party Animals (Widescreen Edition) (2006)
Actors: Kevin James, Courteney Cox, Danny Glover
Release Year: 2006
Date: 7/15/2008 1:39 ET
0 of 2 member(s) found this review helpful.

This is a great little movie except for one glaring problem:

BULLS (boy cows for you city slickers) DO NOT HAVE UDDERS!

I know it is just a cartoon but lets not screw-up kids any worse than normal.

Review Date: 7/15/2008
Bicentennial Man
Bicentennial Man (2000)
Actors: Robin Williams, Embeth Davidtz, Sam Neill
Release Year: 2000
Date: 7/14/2008 4:21 ET
3 of 5 member(s) found this review helpful.

I am constantly annoyed by the critics moaning about not enough extras on a disc. I guess it is just me but I buy a DVD to watch a movie. If you want a course in film-making, go to Hollywood!

This is one of my favorite Robin Williams films. Not sure why. I just really like it.

You will, too.

Review Date: 7/14/2008
Blindness
Blindness (2009)
Actors: Maury Chaykin, Danny Glover, Julianne Moore
Release Year: 2009
Date: 3/10/2009 9:56 ET
3 of 4 member(s) found this review helpful.

Worst waste of time since "The Happening". How can you get this many (OK, a few) good actors together and make such a bad movie?

Review Date: 3/10/2009
Eragon (Widescreen Edition)
Eragon (Widescreen Edition) (2007)
Actors: Ed Speleers, Sienna Guillory, Jeremy Irons
Release Year: 2007
Date: 7/5/2008 7:58 ET
1 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

IMHO this movie did not follow the book well at all. It took bits and pieces of the three books and tried to cram them into less than two hours. The results were very disappointing. The visual effects were pretty good but with this one, you should read the books and use your imagination.

Review Date: 7/5/2008
Event Horizon
Event Horizon (0)
Date: 7/14/2008 4:11 ET
3 of 3 member(s) found this review helpful.

Forget all the extra stuff like interviews and “how they did it”. Who cares? This is a spooky film with some great visual effects and an awesome soundtrack! It gives your 5.1 a workout and the bass sounds wicked! If you don’t like a little gore, skip it. Otherwise, you’ll like this.

Review Date: 7/14/2008
Half Light
Half Light (2006)
Actor: Demi Moore
Release Year: 2006
Date: 6/3/2008 11:25 ET
8 of 9 member(s) found this review helpful.

I really enjoyed this movie.
Not a big Demi fan but this movie really surprised me.
Watch it, you'll like it. (Most of you, anyway!)

Review Date: 6/3/2008
The Happening
The Happening (2008)
Actors: Mark Wahlberg, John Leguizamo, Betty Buckley
Release Year: 2008
Date: 11/10/2008 9:06 ET
10 of 16 member(s) found this review helpful.

Bad script. Bad dialogue. Bad sub-plots. Bad acting by actors who you would expect to be much better. This movie started off bad and only got worse. Don't waste two hours on this movie!

Review Date: 11/10/2008
Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World (Widescreen Edition)
Master and Commander - The Far Side of the World (Widescreen Edition) (2004)
Actors: Russell Crowe, Paul Bettany, Billy Boyd
Release Year: 2004
Date: 5/9/2008 2:06 ET
1 of 2 member(s) found this review helpful.

I have never had a movie make me feel the sense of being alone and “on their own” that real men, on real ships must have felt in this period of time. I highly recommend it.

Review Date: 5/9/2008
Meet The Spartans (Rated)
Meet The Spartans (Rated) (2008)
Actors: Sean Maguire, Kevin Sorbo, Carmen Electra
Release Year: 2008
Date: 7/4/2008 4:35 ET
0 of 1 member(s) found this review helpful.

Check the ratings on this one. Carmen Electra and Kevin Sorbo must have been hurting for work to take part in this. Too queer for me.

Review Date: 7/4/2008
One Night at McCool's
One Night at McCool's (2001)
Actors: Liv Tyler, Matt Dillon, Mary Jo Smith
Release Year: 2001
Date: 5/23/2008 11:10 ET
3 of 3 member(s) found this review helpful.

This isn't exactly my kind of movie but the ending will blow you away! You'll back up and watch it over and over. It's worth a watch just to see the ending.

Review Date: 5/23/2008
Premonition (Widescreen Edition)
Premonition (Widescreen Edition) (2007)
Actors: Sandra Bullock, Julian McMahon, Amber Valletta
Release Year: 2007
Date: 5/9/2008 2:54 ET
1 of 2 member(s) found this review helpful.

Hated the ending!

Review Date: 5/9/2008
Slither (Widescreen Edition)
Slither (Widescreen Edition) (2006)
Actors: Michael Rooker, Jenna Fischer, Nathan Fillion
Release Year: 2006
Date: 7/5/2008 7:47 ET
2 of 2 member(s) found this review helpful.

Not your "run of the mill" invasion story. You may never want to see it again but you should watch it once.

Review Date: 7/5/2008
Supernova
Supernova (2000)
Actors: James Spader, Peter Facinelli, Robin Tunney
Release Year: 2000
Date: 8/6/2008 8:22 ET
5 of 5 member(s) found this review helpful.

I guess I must be a "die-hard sci-fi fan". I didn't think this movie was that bad. James Spader as the no-nonsense, ex-addict reluctantly assuming command after the captain is killed. Angela Bassett - well, no deep-space rescue mission would be complete without Angela Bassett. Robin Tunney does well as the sweet but loose space tramp. I wouldn't give it five stars but for us, and you know who you are, it's worth an hour and a half.

Review Date: 8/6/2008
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