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One credit available, at an awfully slow speed, and awfully high cost. I can't really tell you when I will check my PMs, or even if I do, I can't assure you that I will read it and then promptly reply, but sooner or later, I will reply begrudgingly. Is this credit any better than the numerous ones being sold for $3 here in the forums...no. This one is simply priced higher, and comes with the stigma of having to wait a lengthy amount of time, practicing your harrumphing, which I'm not positive is a word. I would recommend purchasing a credit from another seller if you have been granted a wishlisted item and need a credit urgently, as you will miss out on your item, which I'm guessing is The Valley of Gwangi, the movie about a cowboy who captures a prehistoric beast and gets the idea of putting it on show at a traveling circus. The beast, however, has other ideas.  You will definitely sigh and wonder if I'm brewing potato beer in a bucket in the attic, and then question my level of intelligence, which I can only hint at by saying the Valedictorian of my highschool was a counting Sow. I sat next to her during exams, and would peak over her front hock to copy answers I didn't know. Anyhow, if you are interested please PM me. 

This is the best post that currently exists in the forums.

Can I pay with bitcoin? 

I'd like to pay with Harbor Freight coupons. You could get a tarp or maybe a flashlight.

Will you take Coke Rewards points?  

"harrumphing" - so that's how you spell it!! thanks!

I approve of the word Lackadaisical     

Does your classmate Muriel Rinkadink know that you call her a sow?

Can i make a silk purse out of Muriel's ear?

Reply to my question as soon as possible because my girlfriend's birthday is next week and her birthday wish list includes a silk purse.

Thanks in advance Utwig...you're one helluval nice guy ! ! !

Can I pay with a 25% off code for some highly overpriced crap with free shipping when you spend $100?

can i pay in beer and chicken pot pies, lol 

P.S. by the way I ove that movie. I am a big b movie fan.

The other credit sellers tried to bury my post to page sixteen because of my success rate of zero, but it's not going to work, I'm bumping this a year and four months later in hopes of a holiday rush. 

One credit still available

You forgot to ask if I'd like fries with that.

I only need half a credit, could you make me a deal?

Folks, I've got a feeling this credit on offer might have been used and returned in multiple games.  For sure, it's changed hands a multitude of times, and comes with a side dish of shady, messy past.  It's like that gummy, cardboardy, brown thing you pick up in the Walmart parking lot and out of curiosity bite on, only to discover it's a penny, although you'd never guess from looking at it; and then you're rushed off to the emergency room where days later, they discover you've got a new type of infection they need to classify.  It's like that limp, soggy french fry the toddler in the high chair holds onto, dipping it over and over again in ketchup, sucking the ketchup off of it and dipping it back in again, never actually eating any of the fries on his plate.  And you know he's missed his mouth several times already and gone up his nose with it too.  It's like that purply chunk of gum stuck to the bottom of your chair which you pry off, stick in your mouth because it's an attractive color and wonder what flavor it is, only to discover that it's rock hard and needs to soak an extra long time to be able to chew it so you can find out what flavor it actually is, only to find there's really no flavor left, at which point you bite into the bug in there too, which of course is a stink bug, because someone previously used the gum to suffocate it.  You know, they say experience is priceless.  And then there are the experiences you paid $5.15 for and wonder later, as you shudder, the reality of it settling in, just what on earth were you actually thinking?

is there a "mystery box" that comes along with the credit?

Erik, I'll buy the credit if it's a buy one, get ten free sale.

I re-read this post today for the first time in months and laughed so hard that I ruptured my glockenspiel. The doctor says I should be alright after a few days but this ridiculously funny post made my pain worthwhile.