Writer/director Tim Kincaid (Robot Holocaust) delivers pulse-pounding suspense, "impressive makeup effects" (Variety) and a bevy of beauties that have to be seen to be believed in this fast-paced scarefest that pits New Yo... more »rk's finestfinest women, that isagainst an insidious alien invasion. When five Manhattan women are accosted under mysterious circumstances, the police think that they've got a twisted serial rapist on their hands. But as Detective Dale Andriotti (Lance Lewman) and Dr. Gamble Pace (Teresa Farley) soon discover, the reality is much worse. Tracing the source of the attacks underground, they find an unstoppable alien presence that has infested an abandoned subway system and begun to reproduce itselfby impregnating human women! In an explosive showdown for the fate of humanity, Andriotti and Pace come face to face with a creature more horrific than they could have ever imagined...and another whose identity they would have never suspected!« less
David M. (bigdaddyhorse) from ANN ARBOR, MI Reviewed on 2/28/2010...
This sounded right up my alley, but something went horribly wrong when watching. I like low budget horror and/or sci-fi, but no budget is a problem at times. It just bored me most of the time, made me laugh a few times it shouldn't and that's about it.
I will hold on to it for a minute and give it another try as I've hated movies before and ended up loving them later (not that I hated this, I just didn't care for it). The effects were ugly and fake looking, as were most of teh women. If you are looking for this movie itself then I have nothing to say to dissuede you, but if you just want something in this genre with a similar plot and done 50 million times better, try Humanoids from the Deep (either version is far better than this).
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More nudity than you can spank a monkey at!!!
e5150 | United States | 05/01/2005
(3 out of 5 stars)
"This is one of those films you buy just for the skin content. There are 5 or six women that get buck naked, and it's a constant theme throughout the film. Awesome. Simply awesome. The acting is absolutely atrocious--wow is it bad--but the director is clearly the kind of guy who focuses on things other than the acting, if you follow me. Lots and lots of naked women. What could be better in a lousy movie? At least this movie has the redeeming factor of abundant flesh to make up for the horrible acting, which so many other crappy films don't have. Any guy that loves nekkid chix will have no problem with this film."
Let's hope it never BREEDS more
Jason Paul Collum | 07/20/2000
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Good lord... who ever thought of making this movie? Talk about boring and just plain bad. I'm a huge fan of no-budget "b", or even "z" movies, but there's just no excuse for this tripe. The acting has to be some of the worst EVER, especially Teresa Farley - yikes!There's absolutely no emotion from these people. And the monster... you get such a quick glimpse of it at the very end you can only tell it's a man in a bad rubber suit, which looks more like a halloween mask and a garbage bag. The rest of the movie is just no-reason-for-them-to-be naked girls screaming at the shadow of the monster. Save your money and get a shot-on-video movie with some attempt at creativity instead."
Aliens are bulletproof, but not boardproof.
Dymon Enlow | 08/14/2005
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Earth women gettin' raped by aliens. How could you mess that up? Well leave it to ol' Tim Kincaid, mastermind behind such hits as ROBOT HOLOCAUST and THE OCCULTIST to figure out a way.
It really is rare to see a movie this bad and not just overall bad like WILD, WILD WEST or SIGNS but bad on every single level. Directing, acting, script, FX, sets, continuity, everything and what makes it even worse is it wasn't funny bad, but painful bad.
Well, actually it was a little funny especially when one of the main characters beard disappeared!!!!!!!!!! Also the deformed alien baby was funny. I liked it when the cop shot the baby five times with no effect then just picked up a board and clobbered it over the head and killed it. "
Intentional Or Not, "Breeders" Is A Funny, Offbeat Spoof of
J. B. Hoyos | Chesapeake, VA | 07/25/2009
(3 out of 5 stars)
"Prior to his release of the hilarious, offbeat "Breeders," what did Tim Kincaid direct? Porno? You bet! (He did it under the name of Joe Gage.) The cast for "Breeders" is a gorgeous one; however, the acting is atrocious. It's as though the actors never could make that transition from adult film to soap opera. Teresa Farley ("Bad Girls Dormitory") is the ravishing Dr. Gamble Pace; her acting is very stilted and her expressions are deadpan as though she is reading her lines from a teleprompter. The script, also written by Kincaid, is trite and silly. The acting, dialogue and sets reminded me of the porn films during the seventies, the ones that actually had decent plots.
Partially intoxicated, I watched "Breeders" and discovered it to be an enjoyable spoof of those nostalgic films where aliens and sea creatures abducted women in order to mate with them and save their dying species. Whether the humor is intentional or not, I'll let you be the judge. Nevertheless, there is definitely a lot of female nudity. (No sex, but gratuitous nudity.) Some of the scenes, especially the ones involving the alien tearing itself free from a human host, are genuinely gory and repulsive. I found them difficult to watch while eating my nachos. Many young people die as the alien creature terrorizes Manhattan; this will satisfy horror fans, like myself, who appreciate a high body count. The plot is ridiculous: An alien searching for beautiful Manhattan virgins to impregnate. Good luck! Obviously this film was released before Samantha and her friends came on the scene in the hit HBO series "Sex and the City."
"Breeders" is recommended for those who enjoy movie spoofs such as "Scary Movie," "Epic Movie" and "Date Movie." It is recommended for the gratuitous nudity, the high body count, the gory death scenes and the Brian De Palma-like ending that actually shocked and startled me. It's worth seeing for the scene where five beautiful, naked women are lured to the alien hot tub where they smear a creamy milk-like substance (don't even think it) all over themselves and each other. It's interesting to see the kind of mainstream film that Tim Kinkaid directed when he wasn't directing gay porno. "
Amateurish but guiltily entertaining sci-fi horror.
Jueichi Shen | Knoxville, TN United States | 02/18/2002
(3 out of 5 stars)
"Cheesy and badly acted, but really amusing sci-fi/horror flick about an alien running loose and impregnating women. This 77-minute feature is mostly an excuse to show a lot of nudity, and it's probably because of the major abundance of T&A (especially from the very sexy Frances Raines) that this is as fun a movie to watch as it is. Hilariously awful acting from Teresa Farley as the doctor.
** 1/2 out of *****"