Bob | San Diego, CA USA | 05/13/2010
(5 out of 5 stars)
"To start Donna Dixon staring in this movie is reason enough for anyone to enjoy this film. What a stunner! A Hypnotic beauty with the sexuality that could make the sleeping dead rise up out of a coma! Joe Alaskey, who is most recognised for stepping into the shoes of the great Mel Blanc, plays a likable boob delivering physical bumbling movements, lines and gestures reminiscent of the late John Ritter. The story line of the Hillbilly Cannibals is hysterical. The movie plot basically is Alaskey being dumped at the alter, seduced by Dixon at a honeymoon hotel that he goes to by himself, then taken way back up into the hills under the pretense of becoming Dixon's' husband. In reality she takes him back so he can be killed, butchered fresh(the only way Grandma will eat him),and prepared for her Hillbilly Cannibalistic Clan's Christmas Dinner. At one point in the movie he even becomes the sole reason for a Hatfield and McCoy Type feud with another human flesh eating Clan wanting him for their table. Well Joe sup-- Oh well I GUESS YOU'LL HAVE TO WATCH IT TO FIND OUT! I'm sure someone will take offense, get up on their soap box, and start spewing how bigoted and inappropriate this movie is. It's humor so lighten up people and don't take things so serious. Just enjoy it for what it is. A Three Stooges slapstick type humor throughout that most men of all ages laugh uncontrollably at, and the majority of most women don't. As the late Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert had been known to say "TWO THUMBS UP""