Search - The Monster Man on DVD

Oh dear.....

dragon0303 | UK | 10/11/2005

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Firstly, ignore the idiot writing all these reviews, it's obviously Jose Prendis himself! Or possibly his mother. This is an unbiased review from someone who got seriously ripped off buying this dvd! Here goes........

I do applaud 'writer/director' Jose Prendis for trying.... but I really could strangle him for succeeding!

This is horrible, it really is. I seriously can't say anything good about this drivel. I doubt that even if you're a fan of bad movies you'll get anything at all out of this, other than a good sleep possibly. And as for his acting, that shouldn't be allowed under some human rights legislation or other, it's very painful to humans and quite possibly animals too if they're unfortunate enough to watch any of this by accident.

I see that he's written two more films since this one and directed one of them. Lord help us!

Someone really should take all his cameras and equipment off him to save us more grief. Oh, and his pens and pencils too. Not to mention any computer/word processing equipment he might have. In fact we'd better chop off his hands and rip out his tongue while we're at it. And can't people communicate with their eyes too? Let's pluck those out and slice off the eyelids just for good measure. And what if he's telepathic and could still communicate his ideas to someone else? I think the only way we're all going to be safe would be to decapitate him.

I'll volunteer."