Subject: I have found a DVD that I think you would enjoy
|Blade of the Vampire|
Actors: Julie Tolle, Michael Taggert, Rod Koch
Genres: Horror, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Studio: Genius Products Inc Release Date: 02/13/2007 Run time: 87 minutes Rating: R
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This movie isnt even B rated. I really was disappointed.
Chris Winchester | Los Angeles Ca | 09/11/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)
"I wasnt expecting anything and I got less. If this movie cost more the 29.95 to make I would be amazed. The special effects were umm, very unspecial. The vampire effects were laughable. It was as if this was supposed to be a soft core porn vampire movie without the porn, or blood, or whatever. I can not say enough to convince anyone to stay away from this horrid piece of well, whatever you want to add.
I look for something good in every movie. I can usually find something. Well, I couldnt in this movie. Unless you want to say that the redhead that they got to play in the movie was kind of cute. When I have to reach that distance just to come up with something nice, well, take it from there.
I have watched over 1000 horror movies in my life. I started in the early 80s and have never stopped. If any of you remember Dungeonmaster, well, this was worse. Dungeonmaster was the only movie I have ever walked out of.
Anyway, back to the dont buy, dont rent, send a strong message to the people that think they can slap vampire on something and call if a movie. DONT DO IT. If I could give this movie 0 stars and burn all the copies I would do it."
Joe-Bob's Drive In would of taken a Drive-by on this!
V. Khuat | Portland, OR United States | 09/29/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)
"It's like the worst Spaghetti Western evey made (only without the cool cowboy boots and spurs) and I don't even think its foreign (at least then it would have an excuse for the poor dialogue). I think the director found some plastic fangs and said, "hey, I got an idea!"
The acting SUCKS big time (which is good in a way, cause the vamps don't - at least not very well). The highlight of the film for me was seeing the "Capitol Records" tower in one of the "scenic shots." The vamps all run around in the day so you can't even hope for some spooky ambiance.
Oh and the special effects when the vamps vamp-out and bite? Well THEY bite! A 5 yr old with an etch-a-sketch could come up with better effects! When the "scary" stuff comes - they hand the camera to someone with palsey and the shaking gives them the awesome FX they wanted for this total waste of film!
Take a pass, pop some corn and watch reruns of Perry Mason instead!"