Search - Bounty Huntress: Undercover on DVD

David M. (bigdaddyhorse) from ANN ARBOR, MI
Reviewed on 6/7/2010...

No stars (it's making me give it 1, but I give it nothing).

This cover couldn't be more misleading. The girl on it isn't even in the movie, no one who even looks like her is in the film.

I wanted to see an action film with one of my favorite porn stars Chloe (so I knew this could happen going in, being aware that porn stars were afoot), not simulated "action" of which I could see real "action" in her adult films.

In fact, there's no part of this film that can be called action with a straight face, it's your typical cimemax soft-porn drama about a couple cops going undercover in a brothel. There is some comedic value to it all though, the main detective girl sounds like a female Elmer Fudd from Jeresy, so after her first few lines annoyed me, I started laughing whenever she talked and making fun of her inability to pronounce the letter R. "I'm weally wouwied"! LOL

All in all, pretty much a waste of 70 minutes. Chloe is gorgerous as usual, but her nice backside can't make me want to watch this again. Like I said, there's the real thing of what this movie offers available. Want Chloe in porn? Watch Chloe in porn.

This is either the shortest or second shortest I've owned a dvd (depends on the runtime for Def by Temptation). Appologies in advance to the person I sent this disc off to, but I got burned the same way (and paid $5 for mine). Including driving time from Hollywood Video to home and back to post office after watching, I would've had this under 2 hours (only over as it was Sunday night and post wasn't open, I would've gone last night if possible).

Think I'll write some hate mail to the studio or producers. Someone has to hear about this, and I have half a mind to try suing for false advertising just to see what might come of it. Studios need to not lie like this, and I already slapped myself silly for not reading reviews before buying.

Terrible!

paulfavre | New Brighton, MN United States | 02/24/2004

(1 out of 5 stars)

"This movie is terrible. It does not even have the lady on the cover in the movie. I mean, this is supposed to be a sexy movie but there is little that is sexy about it. The actors are unattractive and, well, flat. Do not waste your time."

This "movie" owes me a star.

John Kolecki | Philadelphia, PA United States | 11/14/2004

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Amazon is making me give this crap a star and that's not fair.
Where to begin this review... Okay.. the box. I looked at the box and the cover art has some "tomb-raider" style chick on the front and a cute little one-liner. I figured okay, what the heck.. I know I'm gonna watch garbage, at least the chick in it will be cute and I can be happy. Once again I was lied to by souped-up cover art. The woman depicted on the front of this DVD NEVER APPEARS IN THE MOVIE!!! So let's cut to the chase... the cast of characters are all porn stars who tried to make a 71 minute (yes, you read right 71 minute) movie that had just enough plot to make it too boring as a porn flick. That's right folks, this is a "porn trying to be a 'real movie'/crossover" flick and its just horrible. This is the kinda crap Cinemax runs at midnight on weekends to draw the under 18 crowd to watch when mommy and daddy aren't around. (simulated sex scenes and worthless (...) shoots) The plot is dumb (cops trying to 'bust s brothel where the big clients are "drug dealers"') but once you see how poorely its executed you'll understan my comments. Since the director knew his actors/actresses can't act worth a crap unless hardore sex is involved we are treated to long shots of people walking up stairs, out doors and setting up equipment with no dialogue whatsoever. Pure fun! I actually used a "free rental coupon" on this thing and feel ripped off... does that draw the picture I want... yeah.. I think it does."

NOT WORTH VIEWING AT ALL

nothing dkei | united states | 10/29/2003

(1 out of 5 stars)

"This movie deserves no stars at all...One was the least I could give it, so be it. This movie has the worst acting, story line,
and directing effort I have ever seen. The "story" involves 2 cops trying to catch a bad guy (by monitoring his moves)in a house of prostitution--the characters have a classier term for the house, but who cares. That leads to eavesdropping, voyeurism, and the worst acting and dialogue ever!! There's nudity and other adult "stuff", but trust me...the actors aren't even that good looking at all!! And the movie is only about 1 hour and 15 minutes long!! Avoid this trash at all costs. This movie is not worth the DVD it's recorded on."