Subject: I have found a DVD that I think you would enjoy
Actors: Chuck Norris, Calvin Levels, Christopher Neame, Sheree J. Wilson, David Robb
Director: Aaron Norris
Genres: Action & Adventure, Mystery & Suspense
To Chicago undercover policemen Shatter and Jackson, everything from petty theft to murder one is as common as ham and eggs. But nothing could prepare them for a force spawned by hell itself. Excitement comes on strong whe... more »
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Totally bad, totally fun.
Brent Heigold | 03/23/2006
(5 out of 5 stars)
"Let's be honest, Chuck Norris movies are bad. Pretty much all of them are bad enough to be good.
"Behind Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin... there is only another fist"
You know, its just like watching all the Schwartzeneger movies, just for the one-liners.
I think Chuck Norris is pretty much the poster boy (better say poster "destroyer" instead of "boy" just in case he finds out i wrote this writeup and comes and kicks my ass) for the tough-guy cop.
You gotta see in the beginning of this movie, when Chuck challenges one of this pimp's sidekicks to hit him in the face, so he can show no emotion or pain as a result - "you call that a hit?". He then punches the guy back so he fly's over the hood of the car. Hilarious.
Well, you know exactly what you're in for when you go watch a Chuck Norris movie. Pretty much an hour and a half of that. Its totally fun.
I think Chuck should make an appearance in the next Starsky & Hutch-stlye comedy film. It would be great.
The plot is the following: An evil spawn of the devil named Prosatanos, is unleashed onto the earth. Chuck and his sidekick cop are out to find and destroy him, while overcoming all the human obstacles in the way. Actually the plot gets a little more complicated than that, involving the crown of some scepter, and royal blood.
But in the year 2006, you're not watching Chuck Norris movies for depth, but pure comedy instead.
Had it not been for his seriousness, the movies wouldn't be near as fun a decade or so down the line.
Ayways, pure comedy is what you'll get. The movie is brilliant.
Buy it. Rent it. Whatever. You gotta see it."
Jack | USA | 12/02/2003
(5 out of 5 stars)
"In my career as a movie reviewer, I have seen many films but I have to tell you, Hellbound tops it off. This is a great movie that is serious and humurous at the same time. Chuck Norris is spectacular and Christopher Neame plays a horrifying role. Go watch it."