Search - Vampire Call Girls / Battle of the Colossal Women on DVD

When two-for-one is not a bargain

Joshua Koppel | Chicago, IL United States | 06/04/2003

(2 out of 5 stars)

"This DVD comes with one feature and one short.Vampire Call Girls is a silly film. It is not surprising that it is an excuse to show topless women, but it makes little sense otherwise.[...] No consistency.The nude scenes are just that, with little or no action.Battle of the Colossal Women makes even less sense.[...]Both the battle and love scene between the two women are super staged and awkward. Both woman look like they want to look like they are trying to do something without actually touching; almost as if they are afraid of exceeding their contract.For simple visual pleasure, Vampires is the better piece, but both are worse than much of what you can find on cable and TV."

It's kinda corny but has it's good points.

Joshua Koppel | 12/07/2000

(3 out of 5 stars)

"I thought the movie itself was kinda stupid. I thought most of the girls didn't even look like vamps excect Lilith Stabs, which was the only good point of the movie. Sure the other girls looked good but they looked out of place in a vampire movie. After seeing this movie I have to say I would recommend it if you wanted to see T&A and not much storyline cause the girls do look good but they can't act. My favoirte part was where Lilith told the bartender where to go."

You're just my type, O Positive

Hearse Queen | northern california, usa | 07/17/2000

(4 out of 5 stars)

"Starring Lillith Stabs, gothic sex symbol, and buxom babes Roxanne Michaels, Lisann Devaul, and Glori-Anne Gilbert. Directed by Everette Hartsoe A man is out on the town, looking for some action. He decides to use an escort service, and unfortunately he picks one where the girls think he's quite yummy, literally.Not alot to it other than the ladies, the film is low budget, and underdeveloped, but if you are a fan of gothic, bondage, or horror themed T&A flicks, try it out, it's a shame they don't have the box art, Lillith is quite the hottie with her jet black hair with a big white streak in it laying in a coffin suggestively."

Misleading

lecudedag | NSW Australia | 05/20/2003

(1 out of 5 stars)

"The editorial reads "Two features for one low price" Obviously I have a different concept of the word 'feature' as the film "Battle of the Colossal Women" is about 35mins long. Hardly a 'feature'.And what of the film itself? It's about two women who are increased in size by some scientific experiment, who then push and shove each other for a while (hardly a 'battle'), and then carress each other a little. Vampire Call Girls was a dud too, but was in fact long enough to be both a 'feature' and an exercise in boredom."