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In all honesty.....

Johny Bottom | Jacksonville, NC | 03/23/2006

(1 out of 5 stars)

"....this is just a terrible waste of time. I have sat through some of the worst movies, but this is on a whole different level. I challange anyone to watch this straight through without getting bored out of your mind and having to get up. I love a bad slasher movie as much as the next derelict, but this is just a terrible excuse for a film.

Before the opening credits some 'homies' are passing out flyers for a house party. A big white guy who thinks he's down says the N word and the bruthas beat and kick him to death, or so they think. The house party ends up being host to a 'home invasion' for a fat guy wearing a 99 cent glow in the dark K-Mart hockey mask.

The only halfway entertaining part of this movie is the unique style of CPR performed by Sistah Gurl. Someone should have told her it was mouth to mouth and not mouth to, oh you know what I mean. I wonder if she really was blowing. As much potential as the idea for this scene had, it was done poorly.

The director obviously has no idea what he is doing and ended up with a hodgepodge movie that is obviously loosely held together by an over simplified plot. If you like bad movies, God bless you, but take it from a veteran bad film buff. This is NOT a 'so bad it's good' or 'so bad it's entertaining' film. This is a 'so bad I can't believe I paid five dollars for this and I can't get rid of it on eBay or the Pawn Shop, so I'll either throw it away or it will sit in the back of my closet and never see the light of day again' movies."

Horrible, even for B movie standards

skaboom420 | 03/30/2005

(1 out of 5 stars)

"This movie is complete garbage from start to finish. The writer does do a good job of making you hate all of the main characters, although im not sure if that is intentional. Everyone in this movie is racist, except the white guy. Everyone refers to white people as krackers very freely throughout the entire movie. Also, there is no payoff. I could possibly live with the racism if they all got brutally slaughtered, but the few kills are very badly done. I know this is low budget, but they could have put some effort into the deaths. Stay very far away from this one, even if you love b-movie horror like i do."

WATCH THE WHOLE THING

spectrescape | Chicago USA | 03/02/2004

(1 out of 5 stars)

"ok, granted, it's absolutely awful, the worst movie i have ever seen on any and all levels of moviemaking. HOWEVER, you really need to watch the whole thing, because it simply boggles the mind how bad this thing is. at the end, as your brain slowly melts out your ears, you'll thank me."

If I could rate it 0 stars - I would...........

spectrescape | 03/02/2004

(1 out of 5 stars)

"This was by far the worst movie I have ever seen. We thought it would be funny, but it ended up being a huge waste of time. Thank goodness we only watched 15 minutes of it."